Men are selfish


Men are selfish. Yes they are, yes we are. Now i know you girls must be nodding your head agreeing to this but most of the men would deny this. Yes, the fact is, the selfishness that the men have is the quality that makes him a leader.

That is the feedback that i get from a girl who said that this is the criteria that makes men a great leader. It makes me wonder and after a while i do agree to this fact. They (men) are hardly influenced by the surrounding that would jeopardize his leadership. He knows what he want to and he will work on it no matter what people say about him or try to stop him. Sounds like you huh?
Hahahahaha..

Anyway, i want to share with you the joke below that clearly shows men are selfish and they always assume without even asking. Enjoyyyyy!!~


A man escapes from prison where he has been for 15 years. He breaks into a house to look for money and guns and finds a young couple in bed.

He orders the guy out of bed and ties him to a chair, while tying the girl to the bed he gets on top of her, kisses her neck, then gets up and goes into the bathroom. While he's in there, the husband tells his wife:

"Listen, this guy's an escaped convict, look at his clothes! He probably spent lots of time in jail and hasn't seen a woman in years. I saw how he kissed your neck." If he wants sex, don't resist, don't complain, do whatever he tells you. Satisfy him no matter how much he nauseates you. This guy is probably very dangerous. If he gets angry, he'll kill us. Be strong, honey. I love you."

To which his wife responds: "He wasn't kissing my neck. He was whispering in my ear. He told me he was gay, thought you were cute, and asked me if we had any vaseline. I told him it was in the bathroom. Be strong honey. I love you too!!"

5 comments:

Hani said...

wahahahaha..really enjoy ur story babe!

Ariff Syafik Bin Zulkifli said...

hahaha.. gile kene batang hidung sendiri weh!

Lydia Rusli said...

LOL!! =)) good one,rep~!!

Ariff Syafik Bin Zulkifli said...

wahh lyd.. gambar boipren ka??

huck: sempoi said...

Talking about leadership in different gender..

Al-Quran sendiri dah gitau pompuan tak bleh jadi leader..

Look at what happened to Philippine~

p/s: Good joke! Kena batang hidung sendiri~ wakakakak! :P