5 Minute Management Course

Lesson 1:

A man is getting into the shower just as his wife is finishing up her shower, when the doorbell rings.
The wife quickly wraps herself in a towel and runs downstairs.
When she opens the door, there stands Bob, the next-door neighbour.
Before she says a word, Bob says, 'I'll give you $800 to drop that towel.'
After thinking for a moment, the woman drops her towel and stands naked in front of Bob, after a few seconds, Bob hands her $800 and leaves.
The woman wraps back up in the towel and goes back upstairs.
When she gets to the bathroom, her husband asks, 'Who was that?'
'It was Bob the next door neighbour,' she replies.
'Great,' the husband says, 'did he say anything about the $800 he owes me?'
Moral of the story:
If you share critical information pertaining to credit and risk with your shareholders in time, you may be in a position to prevent avoidable exposure.

Lesson 2:
A priest offered a Nun a lift.
She got in and crossed her legs, forcing her gown to reveal a leg!
The priest nearly had an accident.
After controlling the car, he stealthily slid his hand up her leg..
The nun said, 'Father, remember Psalm 129?'
The priest removed his hand. But, changing gears, he let his hand slide up her leg again.
The nun once again said, 'Father, remember Psalm 129?'
The priest apologized 'Sorry sister but the flesh is weak.'
Arriving at the convent, the nun sighed heavily and went on her way.
On his arrival at the church, the priest rushed to look up Psalm 129. It said, 'Go forth and seek, further up, you will find glory.'
Moral of the story:
If you are not well informed in your job, you might miss a great opportunity.

Lesson! 3:
A sales rep, an administration clerk, and the manager are walking to lunch when they find an antique oil lamp.
They rub it and a Genie comes out.
The Genie says, 'I'll give each of you just one wish.'
'Me first! Me first!' says the admin clerk. 'I want to be in the Bahamas , driving a speedboat, without a care in the world.'
Puff! She's gone.
'Me next! Me next!' says the sales rep. 'I want to be in Hawaii , relaxing on the beach with my personal masseuse, an endless supply of Pina Coladas and the love of my life.'
Puff! He's gone.
'OK, you're up,' ;the Genie says to the manager.
The manager says, 'I want those two back in the office after lunch.'
Moral of the story:
Always let your boss have the first say.

Lesson 4
An eagle was sitting on a tree resting, doing nothing.
A small rabbit saw the eagle and asked him, 'Can I also sit like you and do nothing?'
The eagle answered: 'Sure, why not.'
So, the rabbit sat on the ground below the eagle and rested. All of a sudden, a fox appeared, jumped on the rabbit and ate it.
Moral of the story:
To be sitting and doing nothing, you must be sitting very, very high up.

Lesson 5
A turkey was chatting with a bull.
'I would love to be able to get to the top of that tree' sighed the turkey, 'but I haven't got the energy.'
'Well, why don't you nibble on some of my droppings?' replied the bull. They're packed with nutrients.'
The turkey pecked at a lump of dung, and found it actually gave him enough strength to reach the lowest branch of the tree.
The next day, after eating some more dung, he reached the second branch.
Finally after a fourth night, the turkey was proudly perched at the top of the tree.
He was promptly spotted by a farmer, who shot him out of the tree.
Moral of the story:
Bull Shit might get you to the top, but it won't keep you there..

Lesson 6
A little bird was flying south for the winter. It was so cold the bird froze and fell to the ground into a large field..
While he was lying there, a cow came by and dropped some dung on him.
As the frozen bird lay there in the pile of cow dung, he began to realize how warm he was.
The dung was actually thawing him out!
He lay there all warm and happy, and soon began to sing for joy.
A passing cat heard the bird singing and came to investigate.
Following the sound, the cat discovered the bird under the pile of cow dung, and promptly dug him out and ate him.
Morals of the story:
(1) Not everyone who shits on you is your enemy.
(2) Not everyone who gets you out of shit is your
(3) And when you're in deep shit, it's best to keep
your mouth shut!


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What is the first thing that would pop-up to your mind when someone says music?
Would you imagine yourself sitting in a grand orchestra hall listening to classical music? In a concert that packed with thousands of people? Or in a small room just you and your friends singing together? One thing for sure is, we love music. No matter from which era it comes from, we'll just sing to though we only know part of the song. Singing makes us happy, cheerful and also sad. Our feeling can change in a blink once we listen to the music. When we're down, we listen to the music that cheer us up. For those who are in love, they tend to listen to the Love Song. Some of the singers which is my all time favourite is Skeeter Davis, Frank Sinatra, Lobo, Bee Gees, The Beatles, Bryan Adams, Celine Dion, Louis Armstrong, Nirvana. From Malaysia are P.Ramlee, Sudirman, M. Nasir, and from my neighbouring country is Broery Marantika and the list goes on. Well, the definition of music differs for each of us. I have been playing music since 2006. I play the Bass for my band. We are called BANWIDTH. Yeah the name sounds familiar huh? That's because my bandmates are studying Telecommunication Engineering and we choose the name Banwidth which is similiar with BANDWIDTH the term in Telecommunication. Over the years, we've been jamming together as well as participate in local gigs and Battle of the Band. Future plan? We have no idea. One thing for sure, don't stop playing the music till the day you die.

From left : Haq (Drum), Syafik (Bass), Rizal Ome (Lead Guitar),
Syah (Rhythm Guitar)

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Proton Putra, Satria, Satria GTi, Wira. Which 1 for me?

As a youth, we've been wanting to have our own car. We want something which is sporty and cheap. Good things, good looks doesen't come cheap. But, here i will suggest for those who just started working and would like to have your own car. A car which have the looks and cheap.

Proton Satria

Proton Satria GTi

Proton Satria Neo

Proton Wira Hatchback

Proton Wira Saloon

Proton Wira SE

Proton Putra

So, this car doesn't look that nice huh? How bout if we change the BODYKIT, and add a larger RIMS? Wonder how it looks?

Promote : Designed by Subi from Daichi. Location: Sunway

Promote2 : 2nd Generation of PROMOTE. Location: Most bodykits shop

VIDesign : Inspire Automotive, Puchong

JDM (Japanese Domestic Model) : Inspired and uses Japanese car parts. Location: Half-cut Shop

Others : Other bodykits used on our Wira. Location: Custom Bodykit Shop (D1, Swing Fibre, Next Level Customs, Daichi, Inspire Automotive etc.)

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Proton Satria
Proton Wira
Proton Putra

Google office in Malaysia?

Malaysians might have the chance to work with Google soon!

Yeah, it's so damn true. I know some of us had heard about it, and this is actually early of 2008 they announce it. Now, prepare yourself with lots of skills, latest resume, so that we can altogether try our luck and goes to the interview to work for Google. How cool that sounds when your friends ask "Where are you working John?". And you replied with a proud voice "I work for Google". That sounds damn cool. Scroll down and read the news.

In recent meeting with Google Chief Executive Eric Schmidt, Prime Minister Abdullah Ahmad Badawi said “Google has started discussions with Malaysia’s Multimedia Development Corp on establishing a base in the country.” (reuters)

Google has been rated as the best company to work for in America again for 2008. Currently, Hanson Toh, Malaysia Google Country Consultant, is the only Google employee in Malaysia.

Google has offices in China, Hong Kong, India, Japan, Singapore, South Korea and Taiwan.

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Serious Internet Explorer Flaw!!

Users of Microsoft's Internet Explorer are being urged by experts to switch to a rival until a serious security flaw has been fixed.

The flaw in Microsoft's Internet Explorer could allow criminals to take control of people's computers and steal their passwords, internet experts say.

Microsoft urged people to be vigilant while it investigated and prepared an emergency patch to resolve it.

Internet Explorer is used by the vast majority of the world's computer users.

"Microsoft is continuing its investigation of public reports of attacks against a new vulnerability in Internet Explorer," said the firm in a security advisory alert about the flaw.

Microsoft says it has detected attacks against IE 7.0 but said the "underlying vulnerability" was present in all versions of the browser.

Other browsers, such as Firefox, Opera, Chrome, Safari, are not vulnerable to the flaw Microsoft has identified.

Browser bait

"In this case, hackers found the hole before Microsoft did," said Rick Ferguson, senior security advisor at Trend Micro. "This is never a good thing."

As many as 10,000 websites have been compromised since the vulnerability was discovered, he said.

"What we've seen from the exploit so far is it stealing game passwords, but it's inevitable that it will be adapted by criminals," he said. "It's just a question of modifying the payload the trojan installs."

Said Mr Ferguson: "If users can find an alternative browser, then that's good mitigation against the threat."

But Microsoft counselled against taking such action.

"I cannot recommend people switch due to this one flaw," said John Curran, head of Microsoft UK's Windows group.

He added: "We're trying to get this resolved as soon as possible.

"At present, this exploit only seems to affect 0.02% of internet sites," said Mr Curran. "In terms of vulnerability, it only seems to be affecting IE7 users at the moment, but could well encompass other versions in time."

Richard Cox, chief information officer of anti-spam body The Spamhaus Project and an expert on privacy and cyber security, echoed Trend Micro's warning.

"It won't be long before someone reverse engineers this exploit for more fraudulent purposes. Trend Mico's advice [of switching to an alternative web browser] is very sensible," he said.

PC Pro magazine's security editor, Darien Graham-Smith, said that there was a virtual arms race going on, with hackers always on the look out for new vulnerabilities.

"The message needs to get out that this malicious code can be planted on any web site, so simple careful browsing isn't enough."

"It's a shame Microsoft have not been able to fix this more quickly, but letting people know about this flaw was the right thing to do. If you keep flaws like this quiet, people are put at risk without knowing it."

"Every browser is susceptible to vulnerabilities from time to time. It's fine to say 'don't use Internet Explorer' for now, but other browsers may well find themselves in a similar situation," he added.


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What does it means to you?
Is it something that meaningless?
Wake up early in the morning to get to school, college, work.
Its the same thing over and over again.
A cycle which never stops until the day we die.

The shit that makes us regret to be alive.
Regret that the things that we have done.
The dissatisfaction for not having the things that we always want.
The hatred among humans.

But Then,
What does LIFE means?
What does it means to us?
What do we think about our life?

I wake up early in the morning.
Knowing that i have to work to survive.
Knowing that without money, there's nothing much to talk bout, nothing much to do.
Without a job, i wouldn't survive.

Why am i writing this?
Why do i create blog?
Why do i follow others?
They have blogs too... i'm not much different compared to them..

Some people called me 'Mobile Google"
The thinking is too deep and not suitable with my age.
But then, age is only a number,
doesn't mean anything to me.

Still thinking?
Why do i have this? The Blog?
Why? Just can't figure it out huh?
It's simple....

Because i believe i'm different.
It's seems hard for me to stop talking,
I never stop to think..
There's always something on my mind..

If i keep it to myself,
There's no point... Nobody would benefit from it..
And that's the main reason why the blog is created.
For us to share our wisdom, knowledge, experience and thoughts.

"Winners don't do different things, They do it differently" - Ariff Syafik Bin Zulkifli