You have enemies? Good...


You have enemies? Good. That means you've stood up for something, sometime in your life. - Sir Winston Churchill.

A quote from Sir Winston Churchill that makes me wonder. Do i really have one? Do we really have one? Or maybe more than one? Maybe more than we could ever imagine? Growing up was never easy. The older we become, the lesser people we trust. This is the ugly truth that we all faced. Quitting my job and entering the business world makes me realise that yeah enemies, haters or whatever that you call them exist.

 If you don't do, they'll talk about it. If you do, they'll talk about it too. Just do it. Do whatever that makes you happy (As long as it is not something illegal and sinful). Cheers ~

I am an entrepreneur

Blogging.. Its like smoking for some people. You never quit. You just stop.. for how long? Depends... It takes perseverence. And here i go again.. Blogging. I guess quitting my job at Hot FM after 2 and half years is a move that allows me to have a flexible hours to do more stuff. Be it organizing a Motorsport Event or meeting clients/companies to invest in Unit Trust.

How to detect a stalker


Yeahhh my dearest readers.. u read the title right.. I am pretty sure that there are no spelling error or i purposely put the title but in fact i am writing a different story. Most of the people complaints about having a stalker in their life. Well, for my case, you can always choose to ignore, avoid or stay out of it.

For those who knows me well, i love movies. Because in movies (intel movies not war) they actually teaches you how to use your critical thinking. So, let me tell you.... How do i detect a genuine stalker? Be it your mum, grandma, drunk dad, psycho ex-bf, mentally ill ex-gf or even ur boss!! haha.. kidding.. But seriously, HOW?

The points below are mostly applicable for an online social networking sites (Facebook, Twitter Myspace, Friendster, Tagged and etc).

How to detect a stalker 101 by Ariff Syafik Bin Zulkifli

1. The mind of a stalker always think that they are the best and they are a perfect human being. They deserve to know everything. Yes EVERYTHING!!! Because of this, they tend to choose a profile picture which is similiar to their face, facial expression, hair colour and etc.

2. They will use a sexy and attractive (not nude) profile picture.

3. Their first status update would be this "Hi i'm XXXXXX and i'm new here".

4. There are no tagged photos of them. (They don't even exist, how do they have a tagged photos of them? Unless we create a new stalker social networking site) Hahahaha...

5. They will only say 'Thank you' or 'Nice to meet you too' to the idiots who actually approved their friend request.

6. They will start to add all your close friends.

7. They rarely update their profile pictures and status.

8. Whenever they update a status on their Facebook, and all those pervert guys start to comment, you will notice that none of them (The perverts) knows her.


And yes there are hell lots more for me to share. But i guess with this little info will helps you to remove all the stalkers right away. I mean NOW!!!

P/S = Take a look at few funny photos below. :p



Nasihat Imam Al-Ghazali

Gambar di atas hanya sekadar hiasan semata2


Assalamualaikum w.b.t dear readers. Lately, aku byk spend mase terluang membace articles baik secare on9 atau off9 (Buku2 dan Suratkhabar). Kadangkala, duduk bertapa sorg2 dalam bilik nie ada baiknya. Jgn ade yg jadi mereng atau bunuh diri sudahhhh.. hahahaha...

Anyway, aku teringatkan nasihat aku kepada peserta2 Kem Motivasi ketika aku bertugas sebagai Camp Consultant dan juga Fasilitator.. Yes aku pernah keje dalam hutan (Kem Motivasi) selama 3 bulan. Banyak yg aku belajar dalam tempoh yg singkat itu.. Aku tau korg mesti nk gelak tapi aku mmg terkenal dlm sifat suka mencuba kerje yg langsung x berkait dgn ape aku belajar waktu kolej.

Apepon, hari nie aku nk kongsi dgn korg Nasihat, Pesan atau boleh juga dikatakan soalan Imam Al- Ghazali kepada anak2 muridnya.


*Sumber diambil dari Internet dan diubahsuai bahasanya untuk memastikan pembaca yg kurang islamic terus membace (Bukan kau, kawan kau tu).. hahahaha..


Soalan pertama dari Imam Al-Ghazali, "Apa yang paling dekat dengan diri kita di dunia ini?".

Murid-muridnya ada yang menjawab orang tua, keluarga, guru, teman dan kerabatnya.

Imam Al-Ghazali menjelaskan semua jawapan itu benar. Tetapi yang paling dekat dengan kita adalah "MATI".

"Tiap-tiap yang bernyawa akan merasai mati, dan bahawasanya pada hari kiamat sahajalah akan disempurnakan balasan kamu. Ketika itu sesiapa yang dijauhkan dari neraka dan dimasukkan ke syurga maka sesungguhnya ia telah berjaya. Dan (ingatlah bahawa) kehidupan di dunia ini (meliputi segala kemewahannya dan pangkat kebesarannya) tidak lain hanyalah kesenangan bagi orang-orang yang terpedaya."
( Surah Ali Imran 185 )


Lalu Imam Ghazali meneruskan pertanyaan yang kedua. " Apa yang paling jauh dari diri kita di dunia ini?"

Murid-muridnya ada yang menjawab , bulan, matahari dan bintang-bintang. Lalu
Imam Al-Ghazali menjelaskan bahawa semua jawapan yang mereka berikan adalah benar. Tapi yang paling benar adalah "MASA LALU".

apapun kenderaan kita, tetap kita tidak mungkin dapat kembali ke masa lalu (korang jgn terpengaruh dengan cerita Back to the Future pulak). Oleh sebab itu kita harus menjaga hari ini dan hari-hari yang akan datang dengan perbuatan yang sesuai dengan ajaran Agama.


Lalu Imam Al-Ghazali meneruskan dengan pertanyaan yang ketiga. "Apa yang paling besar di dunia ini?"

Murid-muridnya ada yang menjawab gunung, bumi dan matahari.

Semua jawapan itu benar kata Imam Ghazali. Tapi yang paling besar dari yang ada di dunia ini adalah "NAFSU".

"Dan sesungguhnya Kami jadikan untuk neraka jahanam banyak dari jin dan manusia yang mempunyai hati (tetapi) tidak mahu memahami dengannya (ayat-ayat Allah), dan yang mempunyai mata (tetapi) tidak mahu melihat dengannya (bukti keesaan Allah) dan yang mempunyai telinga (tetapi) tidak mahu mendengar dengannya (ajaran dan nasihat); mereka itu seperti binatang ternak, bahkan mereka lebih sesat lagi; mereka itulah orang-orang yang lalai." ( Surah Al A'araaf 179 )


Pertanyaan keempat adalah, " Apa yang paling berat di dunia ini?"

Ada yang menjawab baja, besi dan gajah.

kata Imam Al-Ghazali, tapi yang paling berat adalah "memegang amanah".

Sesungguhnya Kami telah kemukakan tanggungjawab amanah (Kami) kepada langit dan bumi serta gunung-ganang (untuk memikulnya), maka mereka enggan memikulnya dan bimbang tidak dapat menyempurnakannya (kerana tidak ada pada mereka persediaan untuk memikulnya); dan (pada ketika itu) manusia (dengan persediaan yang ada padanya) sanggup memikulnya. (Ingatlah) sesungguhnya tabiat kebanyakan manusia adalah suka melakukan kezaliman dan suka pula membuat perkara-perkara yang tidak patut dikerjakan.
( Surah Al Ahzaab 72 )


Pertanyaan yang kelima adalah, " Apa yang paling ringan di dunia ini?".

Ada yang menjawab kapas, angin, debu dan daun-daunan.

kata Imam Al-Ghazali, tapi yang paling ringan di dunia ini adalah "meninggalkan solat". Gara-gara pekerjaan, kita tinggalkan solat, gara-gara meeting kita tinggalkan solat. Gara2 DOTA, WOW, COD4, Movie, Konsert kita meninggalkan solat (Amek kau kene batang hidung aku sendiri jugak).


Lantas pertanyaan ke enam adalah, " Apakah yang paling tajam di dunia ini?".

Murid-muridnya menjawab dengan serentak, pedang...

Imam Al-Ghazali, tapi yang paling tajam adalah "lidah manusia".

Kerana melalui lidah, manusia dengan begitu mudah menyakiti hati dan melukai perasaan saudaranya sendiri.

Yang baik datang dari ALLAH S.W.T dan yang lemah lagi buruk datang dari kelemahan dan kealpaan saya sendiri (TIbe2 bahase dari aku bertukar menjadi saye)... Anyway, aku harap korang dpt kongsi cerita ini agar dijadikan iktibar. Sambil2 lepak mamak tu selit2 la bab2 islamic sket.. Renung2kan dan Selamat Beramal. :)

IBM tracks your Facebook Update!

Good Morning everyone. Today, i would like to introduce you the benefit of technology. What if you employer can trace your facebook update without you even 'like' the Facebook group? Does it sounds impossible?

NO! It is not impossible anymore! A good friend of mine just found out that IBM (International Business Machine) facebook group would actually detect the word 'IBM' in everyone FB update. I mean EVERYONE!!! Yes including YOU!

Don't laugh first.. I have proof. See it yourself!!


On 17th September 2010 i update my status using the word IBM



A minute after that, i check the IBM facebook group. Eventually my status update is there at their wall... and i don't even 'Like' the group.


This is totally a breach of privacy!!!! But anyway, i'm an ex IBMer.. Doesnt bother me much..

P/S = Click the images for a better view.

Break up letter.. (Please.. English is important)



Haa.. kan aku dah bgtau.. English itu penting.. Make sure korg xde awek sengal macam nie wehhh....

How to make your cheapskate friend spend? :p

Selamat pagi.. yeah aku buat pertama kalinya mengupdate blog di MCD Bulatan Pahang. Nie gara2 sie hilmi dgn Yan la ajak lepak.. Esok aku kerje la shial!!

Anyway, korang ade tak kawan yg kedekut? Bakhil? Saving? Bajet? Mesti tak best kan? Tapi.... korang jangan risau.. aku jumpe article dlm Yahoo yg membuka rahsia mcm mane nk buat dorg nie berbelanje.. Yeahh.. aku tau.. korg mesti dah terpikir nk racun dorg beli barang2 yg korg jual.. Enjoyyyy..

*Sumber diambil dari Yahoo News



Demand is rising for kitchen and bath gadgets that squeeze out that last blob of toothpaste and help get the suds out of tiny slivers of soap.

NEW YORK: How do you get penny pinchers to spend these days? Pitch products that promise to save them money.

Demand is rising for kitchen and bath gadgets that squeeze out that last blob of toothpaste and help get the suds out of tiny slivers of soap.

Marketers of these gizmos tout how the pennies they save by reducing waste can add up. Retailers are stocking up.

During the Great Recession, penny pinchers got even cheaper, while showing the newly frugal how it's done.

Cheapskate gadgets may be a sign of the times, but they're also a sign of how product makers and retailers are trying to get people back in the spending habit.

Big companies like Wal-Mart Stores Inc. and The Container Store and a longtime TV pitchman are stocking up on items claiming to help people save a dollar, such as:

— Caps that keep the fizz in opened soda cans.

— Digital day counters: Gizmos that count the days and hours food has been in the refrigerator, to help keep track of when that milk might be in danger of going bad.

— New, stylish versions of pants extenders that let people wear their clothes even when they gain or lose weight.

A.J. Khubani, the man behind gadgets such as the PedEgg foot scraper, is making cheapskate gimmicks a priority at his company Telebrands, one of the nation's top direct-response TV marketing companies.

More than half of Telebrands' gadgets, sold online and at 90,000 stores, are now focused on helping shoppers be cheap. Khubani, who has been traveling around the country to meet inventors, is speeding up the number of new products he's launching to every 30 days from every 60 days.

"The mood of the country has changed," said Khubani. "We've had tremendous opportunity with this recession."

Since 2007, Telebrands' revenue has doubled to several hundred million dollars, he said.

Retailers, encouraged by rising sales and scrambling to find new ways to pump up anemic sales, expect these products will have staying power as Americans try to save more and waste less.

An open question is whether the truly frugal are too cheap to buy the gadgets that can cost up to $20. Who needs a soap saver when an old washcloth or a pair of pantyhose will do?

"Surely, people who lived through the Great Depression found ways to use up all their soap without needing a soap saver," said Lynnae McCoy, who runs the blog beingfrugal.net. "Are these products convenient? Some of them, yes. But are they necessary? No. And in some cases, they're probably a complete waste of money."

Still, stores see a burgeoning market.

Mona Williams, a buyer at The Container Store, said revenue is up more than 10 percent for cheapskate accessories since the recession began.

The chain doubled the number of these gadgets it stocks. These products,which include Jokari's "Pump & Pour," a hinged cap that keeps canned drinks from going flat, will continue to be best sellers, she says.

Consumers are still spending less and saving more.

The scars of the Great Recession have lingered. One area that has grown since the recession is the personal saving rate.

While it slowed to 5.9 percent of after-tax income in July, it is still nearly three times higher than it was before the big downturn.

Inis Lovely, 47, who used to not think about saving every last scrap of food or lotion, says she and her husband have focused on using up what they buy since she lost her job in 2007.

Even though she's been back to work for a year and her husband's contracting business is rebounding, saving is still a top priority.

But she's not sold on the cheapskate accessories; she's crocheted her own soap savers for well under $1 apiece.

"I would only buy it if it paid for itself," sniffed Lovely. - AP

Pantun2 Raya mengikut negeri di Semenanjung Malaysia




Kelantan

Make ikke cicoh budu

Jange lupo tamboh satar

Kelik rayo taksir laju

Nanti rayo dale sepita



Terengganu

Makang ubi jamang jepong

Makang kepok cicah cuke

Bulang pose mung bengong

Bulang raye mung gile



Pahang

Sepadan Pahang ada kasino

Nasi dagang ikan patin

Jange mu masam muko

Raya makan rendang sardin



Johor

Cegitu cegini awak suke

Awak suke kite tak suke

Esok luse hari raye

Sama-sama bersuke rie



Melaka

Hawau kau berak merate

Kaki bengkak ulau patok

Kalu balik naik kerete

Jangan pandu kalau ngantok



Negeri Sembilan

Masak lomak cili api

Campo dongan daun turi

Hari rayo kolumpo sopi

Tinggal penyamun dongan pencuri

(org kolumpo jgn kocik ati!!)



Selangor/K.Lumpur

Wa cakap lu wa tak tau

Tapi wa tipu sama lu

Raya jangan buat tak tau

Angpau ada bagi gua dulu



Perak

Gulei tempoyak ikan mayong

Deroyan busok tebok tupei

Pandu hemat ingat kampong

Ase(Asal) teman selamat sampei



Kedah

Aloq Staq terketaq-ketaq

Lapaq perut makan pau

Macam mana tak ketaq

Kena paksa bagi angpau



Penang

Nasi kandaq kedai mamak

Anak mami juai pesemboq

Lepaih raya jgn dok triak

Kalu ceti mai kot dapoq



Perlis

Padang besaq kecik aja

Tempat siam lalu lalang

Hari raya kita berbelanja

Jangan sampai menambah utang



SELAMAT HARI RAYA AIDILFITRI


MAAF ZAHIR & BATIN

Malay driver


Seorang pemandu yang berbosskan org putih dari Amerika sedang membawa bossnye.. tiba-tiba kereta dihadapannya berhenti mengejut menyebabkan dia telah menyodok kereta tersebut. Pemandu tersebut pun meminta maaf dari boss nya....

Pemandu: Sorry Sir, I brake brake, do not eat. After I check the wheel no flower again. (Maaf Tuan, saya brek-brek, tak makan, selepas saya cek tayarnya tak ada bunganya lagi)

Orang putih tu pun mahu keluar dan ikut sama marahkan pemandu kereta dihadapan. Tapi pemandu tersebut menghalangnya... Kata pemandu tersebut:

Pemandu: Don't enter mix, Sir! The bring that car if not wrong I, is the children fruit from manager money, he stupid doesn't play! Let he taste.(Jangan masuk campur, Tuan! Yang bawa kereta itu kalo tak salah saya, anak buah dari pengurus kewangan, dia memang bodoh bukan main... Biar dia rasa)

Besoknya si pemandu tak masuk kerja, lusanya, bila dia masuk kerja, si boss orang putihnya bertanya:

Boss : Why didn't you come to work?

Pemandu : I am sorry boss, my body is not delicious, my body taste like enter the wind. (maaf boss, badan saya tidak sedap, badan saya rasanya macam masuk angin)

P/S = This is only a joke. I am not saying that the malays english is poor. But, with a poor english will helps you to become a 'great' employee like the driver above.. hahaha..

Men are selfish


Men are selfish. Yes they are, yes we are. Now i know you girls must be nodding your head agreeing to this but most of the men would deny this. Yes, the fact is, the selfishness that the men have is the quality that makes him a leader.

That is the feedback that i get from a girl who said that this is the criteria that makes men a great leader. It makes me wonder and after a while i do agree to this fact. They (men) are hardly influenced by the surrounding that would jeopardize his leadership. He knows what he want to and he will work on it no matter what people say about him or try to stop him. Sounds like you huh?
Hahahahaha..

Anyway, i want to share with you the joke below that clearly shows men are selfish and they always assume without even asking. Enjoyyyyy!!~


A man escapes from prison where he has been for 15 years. He breaks into a house to look for money and guns and finds a young couple in bed.

He orders the guy out of bed and ties him to a chair, while tying the girl to the bed he gets on top of her, kisses her neck, then gets up and goes into the bathroom. While he's in there, the husband tells his wife:

"Listen, this guy's an escaped convict, look at his clothes! He probably spent lots of time in jail and hasn't seen a woman in years. I saw how he kissed your neck." If he wants sex, don't resist, don't complain, do whatever he tells you. Satisfy him no matter how much he nauseates you. This guy is probably very dangerous. If he gets angry, he'll kill us. Be strong, honey. I love you."

To which his wife responds: "He wasn't kissing my neck. He was whispering in my ear. He told me he was gay, thought you were cute, and asked me if we had any vaseline. I told him it was in the bathroom. Be strong honey. I love you too!!"