Haa.. kan aku dah bgtau.. English itu penting.. Make sure korg xde awek sengal macam nie wehhh....
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Showing posts with label Jokes. Show all posts
Break up letter.. (Please.. English is important)
Haa.. kan aku dah bgtau.. English itu penting.. Make sure korg xde awek sengal macam nie wehhh....
How to make your cheapskate friend spend? :p
Selamat pagi.. yeah aku buat pertama kalinya mengupdate blog di MCD Bulatan Pahang. Nie gara2 sie hilmi dgn Yan la ajak lepak.. Esok aku kerje la shial!!
Anyway, korang ade tak kawan yg kedekut? Bakhil? Saving? Bajet? Mesti tak best kan? Tapi.... korang jangan risau.. aku jumpe article dlm Yahoo yg membuka rahsia mcm mane nk buat dorg nie berbelanje.. Yeahh.. aku tau.. korg mesti dah terpikir nk racun dorg beli barang2 yg korg jual.. Enjoyyyy..
*Sumber diambil dari Yahoo News
Demand is rising for kitchen and bath gadgets that squeeze out that last blob of toothpaste and help get the suds out of tiny slivers of soap.
NEW YORK: How do you get penny pinchers to spend these days? Pitch products that promise to save them money.
Demand is rising for kitchen and bath gadgets that squeeze out that last blob of toothpaste and help get the suds out of tiny slivers of soap.
Marketers of these gizmos tout how the pennies they save by reducing waste can add up. Retailers are stocking up.
During the Great Recession, penny pinchers got even cheaper, while showing the newly frugal how it's done.
Cheapskate gadgets may be a sign of the times, but they're also a sign of how product makers and retailers are trying to get people back in the spending habit.
Big companies like Wal-Mart Stores Inc. and The Container Store and a longtime TV pitchman are stocking up on items claiming to help people save a dollar, such as:
— Caps that keep the fizz in opened soda cans.
— Digital day counters: Gizmos that count the days and hours food has been in the refrigerator, to help keep track of when that milk might be in danger of going bad.
— New, stylish versions of pants extenders that let people wear their clothes even when they gain or lose weight.
A.J. Khubani, the man behind gadgets such as the PedEgg foot scraper, is making cheapskate gimmicks a priority at his company Telebrands, one of the nation's top direct-response TV marketing companies.
More than half of Telebrands' gadgets, sold online and at 90,000 stores, are now focused on helping shoppers be cheap. Khubani, who has been traveling around the country to meet inventors, is speeding up the number of new products he's launching to every 30 days from every 60 days.
"The mood of the country has changed," said Khubani. "We've had tremendous opportunity with this recession."
Since 2007, Telebrands' revenue has doubled to several hundred million dollars, he said.
Retailers, encouraged by rising sales and scrambling to find new ways to pump up anemic sales, expect these products will have staying power as Americans try to save more and waste less.
An open question is whether the truly frugal are too cheap to buy the gadgets that can cost up to $20. Who needs a soap saver when an old washcloth or a pair of pantyhose will do?
"Surely, people who lived through the Great Depression found ways to use up all their soap without needing a soap saver," said Lynnae McCoy, who runs the blog beingfrugal.net. "Are these products convenient? Some of them, yes. But are they necessary? No. And in some cases, they're probably a complete waste of money."
Still, stores see a burgeoning market.
Mona Williams, a buyer at The Container Store, said revenue is up more than 10 percent for cheapskate accessories since the recession began.
The chain doubled the number of these gadgets it stocks. These products,which include Jokari's "Pump & Pour," a hinged cap that keeps canned drinks from going flat, will continue to be best sellers, she says.
Consumers are still spending less and saving more.
The scars of the Great Recession have lingered. One area that has grown since the recession is the personal saving rate.
While it slowed to 5.9 percent of after-tax income in July, it is still nearly three times higher than it was before the big downturn.
Inis Lovely, 47, who used to not think about saving every last scrap of food or lotion, says she and her husband have focused on using up what they buy since she lost her job in 2007.
Even though she's been back to work for a year and her husband's contracting business is rebounding, saving is still a top priority.
But she's not sold on the cheapskate accessories; she's crocheted her own soap savers for well under $1 apiece.
"I would only buy it if it paid for itself," sniffed Lovely. - AP
Anyway, korang ade tak kawan yg kedekut? Bakhil? Saving? Bajet? Mesti tak best kan? Tapi.... korang jangan risau.. aku jumpe article dlm Yahoo yg membuka rahsia mcm mane nk buat dorg nie berbelanje.. Yeahh.. aku tau.. korg mesti dah terpikir nk racun dorg beli barang2 yg korg jual.. Enjoyyyy..
*Sumber diambil dari Yahoo News
Demand is rising for kitchen and bath gadgets that squeeze out that last blob of toothpaste and help get the suds out of tiny slivers of soap.
NEW YORK: How do you get penny pinchers to spend these days? Pitch products that promise to save them money.
Demand is rising for kitchen and bath gadgets that squeeze out that last blob of toothpaste and help get the suds out of tiny slivers of soap.
Marketers of these gizmos tout how the pennies they save by reducing waste can add up. Retailers are stocking up.
During the Great Recession, penny pinchers got even cheaper, while showing the newly frugal how it's done.
Cheapskate gadgets may be a sign of the times, but they're also a sign of how product makers and retailers are trying to get people back in the spending habit.
Big companies like Wal-Mart Stores Inc. and The Container Store and a longtime TV pitchman are stocking up on items claiming to help people save a dollar, such as:
— Caps that keep the fizz in opened soda cans.
— Digital day counters: Gizmos that count the days and hours food has been in the refrigerator, to help keep track of when that milk might be in danger of going bad.
— New, stylish versions of pants extenders that let people wear their clothes even when they gain or lose weight.
A.J. Khubani, the man behind gadgets such as the PedEgg foot scraper, is making cheapskate gimmicks a priority at his company Telebrands, one of the nation's top direct-response TV marketing companies.
More than half of Telebrands' gadgets, sold online and at 90,000 stores, are now focused on helping shoppers be cheap. Khubani, who has been traveling around the country to meet inventors, is speeding up the number of new products he's launching to every 30 days from every 60 days.
"The mood of the country has changed," said Khubani. "We've had tremendous opportunity with this recession."
Since 2007, Telebrands' revenue has doubled to several hundred million dollars, he said.
Retailers, encouraged by rising sales and scrambling to find new ways to pump up anemic sales, expect these products will have staying power as Americans try to save more and waste less.
An open question is whether the truly frugal are too cheap to buy the gadgets that can cost up to $20. Who needs a soap saver when an old washcloth or a pair of pantyhose will do?
"Surely, people who lived through the Great Depression found ways to use up all their soap without needing a soap saver," said Lynnae McCoy, who runs the blog beingfrugal.net. "Are these products convenient? Some of them, yes. But are they necessary? No. And in some cases, they're probably a complete waste of money."
Still, stores see a burgeoning market.
Mona Williams, a buyer at The Container Store, said revenue is up more than 10 percent for cheapskate accessories since the recession began.
The chain doubled the number of these gadgets it stocks. These products,which include Jokari's "Pump & Pour," a hinged cap that keeps canned drinks from going flat, will continue to be best sellers, she says.
Consumers are still spending less and saving more.
The scars of the Great Recession have lingered. One area that has grown since the recession is the personal saving rate.
While it slowed to 5.9 percent of after-tax income in July, it is still nearly three times higher than it was before the big downturn.
Inis Lovely, 47, who used to not think about saving every last scrap of food or lotion, says she and her husband have focused on using up what they buy since she lost her job in 2007.
Even though she's been back to work for a year and her husband's contracting business is rebounding, saving is still a top priority.
But she's not sold on the cheapskate accessories; she's crocheted her own soap savers for well under $1 apiece.
"I would only buy it if it paid for itself," sniffed Lovely. - AP
Malay driver
Seorang pemandu yang berbosskan org putih dari Amerika sedang membawa bossnye.. tiba-tiba kereta dihadapannya berhenti mengejut menyebabkan dia telah menyodok kereta tersebut. Pemandu tersebut pun meminta maaf dari boss nya....
Pemandu: Sorry Sir, I brake brake, do not eat. After I check the wheel no flower again. (Maaf Tuan, saya brek-brek, tak makan, selepas saya cek tayarnya tak ada bunganya lagi)
Orang putih tu pun mahu keluar dan ikut sama marahkan pemandu kereta dihadapan. Tapi pemandu tersebut menghalangnya... Kata pemandu tersebut:
Pemandu: Don't enter mix, Sir! The bring that car if not wrong I, is the children fruit from manager money, he stupid doesn't play! Let he taste.(Jangan masuk campur, Tuan! Yang bawa kereta itu kalo tak salah saya, anak buah dari pengurus kewangan, dia memang bodoh bukan main... Biar dia rasa)
Besoknya si pemandu tak masuk kerja, lusanya, bila dia masuk kerja, si boss orang putihnya bertanya:
Boss : Why didn't you come to work?
Pemandu : I am sorry boss, my body is not delicious, my body taste like enter the wind. (maaf boss, badan saya tidak sedap, badan saya rasanya macam masuk angin)
P/S = This is only a joke. I am not saying that the malays english is poor. But, with a poor english will helps you to become a 'great' employee like the driver above.. hahaha..
Men are selfish
Men are selfish. Yes they are, yes we are. Now i know you girls must be nodding your head agreeing to this but most of the men would deny this. Yes, the fact is, the selfishness that the men have is the quality that makes him a leader.
That is the feedback that i get from a girl who said that this is the criteria that makes men a great leader. It makes me wonder and after a while i do agree to this fact. They (men) are hardly influenced by the surrounding that would jeopardize his leadership. He knows what he want to and he will work on it no matter what people say about him or try to stop him. Sounds like you huh?
Hahahahaha..
Anyway, i want to share with you the joke below that clearly shows men are selfish and they always assume without even asking. Enjoyyyyy!!~
A man escapes from prison where he has been for 15 years. He breaks into a house to look for money and guns and finds a young couple in bed.
He orders the guy out of bed and ties him to a chair, while tying the girl to the bed he gets on top of her, kisses her neck, then gets up and goes into the bathroom. While he's in there, the husband tells his wife:
"Listen, this guy's an escaped convict, look at his clothes! He probably spent lots of time in jail and hasn't seen a woman in years. I saw how he kissed your neck." If he wants sex, don't resist, don't complain, do whatever he tells you. Satisfy him no matter how much he nauseates you. This guy is probably very dangerous. If he gets angry, he'll kill us. Be strong, honey. I love you."
To which his wife responds: "He wasn't kissing my neck. He was whispering in my ear. He told me he was gay, thought you were cute, and asked me if we had any vaseline. I told him it was in the bathroom. Be strong honey. I love you too!!"
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